I'm a Free Woman

Last night after a long day of being awake, my mom was rubbing my back trying to get me to go to sleep when she felt something lumpy rolling around in my sleeper. All of a sudden she knew what it was and started trying to get it out of my clothes: it was my umbilical cord! 10 days after I was born it fell out, so as previously stated I'm a free woman. Now I can wear undershirts that aren't little t-shirts and I can get a real bath. I'm sure I'll scream at first but hopefully for my mom and dad's sake I like the bathtub, so that they can get some more sleep.